Country Music Looks Better Than it Sounds

The 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards went down last night and it's my contention that there's not a better awards show out there to watch on mute. My ears can't stand most country music but my penis is a huge fan, as the industry seems to have an abundance of skinny blondes with nice racks and big toothy smiles.
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Two of the best examples are Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift, who both dressed to kill, and Kellie Pickler didn't look too shabby either.

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